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Bill Cotter

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In case you were thinking of swiping a pineapple from the Hawaii Pavilion:


This sign made me think of an old joke/old wive's tale. A watermelon farmer was tired of people stealing his crops along the road, so he put up a sign:

"I poisoned two of these watermelons. I know which two they are. Do you?"

The thefts stopped.

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